My Tickford saloon

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Re: My Tickford saloon

Post by scoobyh123 » Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:53 pm

Hmmm, will we be seeing it on Car SOS? :shock: :lol:
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Re: My Tickford saloon

Post by Tenesmus » Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:45 am

Doesn't there have to be a backstory involving puppies in wheelchairs for Car SOS?
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Re: My Tickford saloon

Post by hotfuzz87 » Tue Apr 05, 2016 8:35 am

I had to remove a family of spiders from the Tickford to get it out, now they're homeless and grandad spider is on his last legs and it's his dying wish to see the Tickford back on the road so he can have one last drive. Does that count? lol
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Re: My Tickford saloon

Post by scoobyh123 » Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:31 am

How about the original owner sold it when he was deployed to Iraq in the early 90s while in the SAS where he was blown up by the Taliban and lost both arms and legs and now his greatest wish is to have the car back and drive it again. He found it on ebay and couldn't believe his luck so bought it and now needs Fuzz & Co to restore it and fit mind controls so he can drive his dream car?

Will that do? :D




Or perhaps we will see it in the workshops there while they're restoring an Austin A40 or something.
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Re: My Tickford saloon

Post by midnite » Tue Apr 05, 2016 10:07 am

no what really happened is it will be on car sos, and what will happen is the car they are restoring is a max powered mg zr 3dr with lambo doors and tribal graphics and the owner has been in prison for drug offences and his girlfriend has got fuzz and that other windowlicker to restore it for him when he gets out of belmarsh prison as a surprise, and she wanted them to put in a turbo motah and the 2 bird brained bozos bought the tick ford for the engine not realising its an m series not a t series, and them finding out live on air, fuzz gets in a mood and hammers the tickford with a baseball bat, cuts to next shot car being grabbed by hiab driving pikeys and driving off into the distance, then matey pulls up with a mint 820 vitesse fastback, and they start to yank the engine out of that while fuzz stands on the roof n pretends to surf, while matey pours paint stripper over the recaros "for a laugh". the end.
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Re: My Tickford saloon

Post by traineefarmer » Tue Apr 05, 2016 12:41 pm

midnite wrote:no what really happened is it will be on car sos, and what will happen is the car they are restoring is a max powered mg zr 3dr with lambo doors and tribal graphics and the owner has been in prison for drug offences and his girlfriend has got fuzz and that other windowlicker to restore it for him when he gets out of belmarsh prison as a surprise, and she wanted them to put in a turbo motah and the 2 bird brained bozos bought the tick ford for the engine not realising its an m series not a t series, and them finding out live on air, fuzz gets in a mood and hammers the tickford with a baseball bat, cuts to next shot car being grabbed by hiab driving pikeys and driving off into the distance, then matey pulls up with a mint 820 vitesse fastback, and they start to yank the engine out of that while fuzz stands on the roof n pretends to surf, while matey pours paint stripper over the recaros "for a laugh". the end.
Sound like an average weekend in my farm workshop.
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Re: My Tickford saloon

Post by scoobyh123 » Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:47 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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